Welp, this exists. Marvel Comics is now licensing figural coffee mugs of some of their more prominent characters.
Here we see they're selling a coffee mug in the likeness of Loki, straight from the Thor franchise. It doesn't look much like fan-favorite heartthrob actor Tom Hiddleston, but I can still see the appeal. What comic fan wouldn't want to drink their morning coffee from the open skull of the God Of Mischief? It'll wake you up better than a poke in the eye!