Wednesday, August 13, 2014

That's A Lot Of Dollars

This week closeout giant Dollar Tree announced it's buying rival store Family Dollar for a cool $8.5 billion. Yeah, I said billion. Now that is a lot of dollars!

So what do you think they'll call this unholy merger between the two discount behemoths?

If we take a part from both names and combine them, we get Dollar Dollar. Hmm. That definitely tells you what the store's all about, but I'm thinking it's a bit too repetitive.

How about Dollar Family? Eh, I'm gonna say no. Somehow it sounds like an ill-fated Old West expedition that ended in cannibalism.

I know! How about Family Tree? It's catchy, it'll appeal to the Mormons and best of all it's got zing! Nailed it!

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