This week closeout giant Dollar Tree announced it's buying rival store Family Dollar for a cool $8.5 billion. Yeah, I said billion. Now that is a lot of dollars!
So what do you think they'll call this unholy merger between the two discount behemoths?
If we take a part from both names and combine them, we get Dollar Dollar. Hmm. That definitely tells you what the store's all about, but I'm thinking it's a bit too repetitive.
How about Dollar Family? Eh, I'm gonna say no. Somehow it sounds like an ill-fated Old West expedition that ended in cannibalism.
I know! How about Family Tree? It's catchy, it'll appeal to the Mormons and best of all it's got zing! Nailed it!