Uh-oh, Jeffy! You in trouble now! Looks like all those Yogacise, boot camp and Zumba classes Mommy's been taking have really paid off. She's in the best shape of her life and you're getting the ass-whuppin' of yours!
Dayum, Jeffy! You should have thought twice about misbehaving these days, seeing as how Mommy's on the juice! Look at those guns! She's got bigger arms than most men!
"RAAAHR! JEFFY KILL MOLK'S FAVORITE PEACE LILY! MOLK SMASH PUNY JEFFY!"
OK, that's all I got.