Look at this Millennium Falcon model kit I saw recently on Amazon. It costs a whopping, wallet-shriveling $499! Ka-poop! The kit's Japanese and out of print, so I guess that's explains why it's so pricey.
Note that even though you have to pay $500 for it, it's not available for Amazon Prime. You have to pay an additional $27.21 for shipping! Are you frakking kidding me? $500 and they can't pony up the dough for free shipping? One final twist of the knife.
For that kind of money this kit better make the Kessel Run in 10 parsecs, am I right? Thank you ladies and gents, I'm here all week. Try the bantha.