Friday, May 27, 2016

A Hard Lesson

This week Anne Graham Lotz, daughter of the late famed televangelist Billy Graham, appeared on the Steve Deace (whoever the hell that is) radio show, flashing her apex predator smile and warning Americans about their sinful, sinful ways.

In the interview, Graham Lotz claimed, through her ghastly rictus grin, that the Lord God allowed the 9-11 attacks to happen due to America's recent awareness and acceptance of transgenders.

Interesting! You know, I'm pretty sure the whole transgender rights issue is a very recent topic. It most definitely was not a thing back in 2001. Heck, gays were only just starting to become tentatively accepted by the general public back then, so I know darned good an well transgenders weren't on anyone's radar in 2001.

So let's see if I have this straight— according to Graham Lotz, God is apparently so pissed off at America's acceptance of Caitlin Jenner than he used his unlimited power to reach fifteen years into the past and cause the World Trade Center to be destroyed. Impressive!

I realize everyone has their own interpretation of God, but I believe this is the first time he's been presented as a Star Trek villain. 


It's been said that the Holy Spirit works in mysterious ways, but punishing us back in 2001 for something we didn't do until 2016 seems counterproductive. How are we ever going to learn our lesson and renounce our wicked ways if we don't yet know what we did, er, will do wrong?

Graham Lotz went on to say that the recent rash of destructive tornadoes in the Midwest is God's punishment for the election of the first openly gay President, which will occur in 2032.

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