Sunday, October 23, 2016

Make Halloween Scary Again!

John Carpenter's 1978 film Halloween is a classic of modern horror, and the granddaddy of all slasher films. All horror fans worth their salt know that Michael Myers' iconic, emotionless blank face was created from a modified William Shatner-as-Captain Kirk mask that was painted white.

A couple days ago I saw this on the interwebs a cheap, poorly sculpted and constructed mask of rotted human pumpkin Donald Trump. I'm actually not sure which is more frightening and disturbing this hideous mask or the real thing. The mask definitely has better hair, I'll give it that.

Anyhow, it occurred to me that with just a little bit of modification, such as painting it white...

...this Trump mask would make a reasonable facsimile of the original Michael Myers one! You know, just in case Hollywood wants to remake Halloween yet again, and the Shatner mask is no longer available.

"This mask is a tremendous mask, it's the best mask money can buy. Its much better and more handsome than the Crooked Hilary mask, and it's gonna be yuge. Let's make Halloween scary again!"

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