That didn't take long! I predicted this was going to happen!
Just last Thursday I noted that the so-called "clowning community" had started a Facebook movement to try and reclaim their positive image. This came in the wake of a nationwide rash of evil clowns allegedly attempting to lure children into nearby woods.
I also said in that post that if I saw even one t-shirt that read "Clown Lives Matter" I was going to sign up for zillionaire Elon Musk's Mars colony.
Annnnnd of course less than a week later, it happened. Hey, you pasty-faced, painfully unfunny morons-- clowns aren't a goddamned race! No one's born with a white face, giant red nose and fluorescent green afro!
Welp, I'm a man of my word. Someone get me Mr. Musk on the phone, stat.