Cook, Schnook!

This week at the White House, the "president" held a meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board to discuss the importance of technology in education. During the meeting, trump referred to Apple CEO Tim Cook as "Tim Apple," despite the fact that the man's name was printed on a placard in front of him.

I'm very much looking forward to trump's upcoming meetings with other prominent CEOs, including Bill Microsoft, Kevin Starbucks, Jeff Amazon, Mark Facebook and Doug Walmart.

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No Joke Zone: This is not the first time this has happened. In March 2018, trump referred to Lockeed Martin CEO Marillyn Hewson as "Marillyn Lockheed."

On other occasions he's flubbed the names of his own staff members. He consistently refers to National Security Advisor John Bolton as "Mike Bolton." Maybe he's a fan of Office Space?

This past January, he inexplicably called Republican House Minority Leader Keven McCarthy "Steve."