It's Rumpin' Time!

For as long as our country's existed, it's generally been frowned upon for a sitting president to profit from his time in office. And there's for damn sure never been a president who's had his own line of merch! 

But here we are.

Late last year, Convicted Felon Trump launched a line of "luxury" watches, commemorating his inauguration. Why anyone in their right mind would want memorialize that black day in our nation's history, I have no idea. But that's a story for another time.

Like everything surrounding the Embarrassment-In-Chief, these $640 timepieces were tasteless, gaudy and shoddily made.

Case in point: when the watches finally (and surprisingly) arrived, rabid MAGA zealots were shocked to see the name on the dial read "RUMP" instead of "TRUMP!" 

There may be some justice in this world after all. I can't think of a more apt typo. Plus this is typical quality control for a product endorsed by the Convicted Felon.

Now that I think about it, the "T" accidentally falling off these watch faces was a little too perfect. This HAD to be a deliberate act of "quiet sabotage" on the part of some anti-Trump worker at the factory. If so, then my hat's off to this unsung hero. Keep up the good work, sir or madam!

The only thing that would make this story more perfect is if the Orange One's name was "TASSHOLE."