Thursday, August 8, 2013

Sharks On A Train!

Yesterday New York subway riders were surprised to find a dead shark lying on the floor of the train.

Witnesses say the shark, whose name is not being released at this time, was between one and a half to three feet long. It was not apparent how long it had been there or how it may have found its way into a subway car. Or what its intended destination may have been prior to its death.

Brandon Sanchez, an NYU student who spotted the deceased animal, said, "It was the craziest thing I've ever seen on the subway in New York." Somehow I doubt that.

You can probably guess what's coming up next...

"I have had it with these motherf*cking sharks on this motherf*cking train!"

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