Wednesday, August 7, 2013

This Is Why Your MuuMuu Doesn't Fit: Taco Bell Waffle Taco

Yesterday Taco Bell announced they're trotting out a brand new item: The Taco Bell Waffle Taco.

As you might expect from the name, it's a breakfast item filled with eggs and a sausage-like substance folded inside a waffle that sort of resembles a taco if you squint hard.

Jesus, I hope they squirt some insulin into it while they're at it.

Seriously, look at that abomination! I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it. And to top it off, this is most likely a "beauty shot." Taco Bell no doubt called in experts to film this thing under optimal conditions and make it look as good as possible.
This is how the beauty shots of their tacos generally compare to reality. 

So if you lose your mind and actually order one of these new waffle tacos, keep in mind it's going to look worse than the ghastly concoction above. You've been warned.

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