The Poop On The Pope

This week former pope Benedict finally revealed the real reason he resigned as pontiff last February.

When interviewed as to why he became the first pope to step down in over 600 years, Benedict said, "God told me to." 

Hmm. God told me to... God told me to... Why does that sound so familiar?

Oh yeah. Now I remember. 

Who knew the pope was a fan of Larry Cohen's films?

Let the hate mail begin!