Overheard At Work: Basement

I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.

The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:

Woman (with pride): "We just bought a new house. It has three bedrooms, two baths and an underground basement!"

Wow, underground you say. Dang, I'm envious. My stupid old house just has an upstairs basement. We call it an attic.