Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Death Becomes Her

This week the complete ninth season of Bones came out on DVD.

I've never seen even a single episode of the show– my duties here at Bob Canada's BlogWorld keep my quite busy– so I have no idea what it's about. Based on this cover, I'm guessing it's a fantasy about a business man who falls in love with Death, who takes the form of an attractive woman. He then acts as a go-between for the Grim Reaper and her victims, preparing them for their imminent demise.

No? That's not what the show's about? Hmm. Well, maybe it's about an advertising executive, a la Darrin Stephens, whose wife becomes a decaying zombie with a skeletal arm. Watch the fun as the husband is forced to live up to his "til death do us part" wedding vow with a ghoul for a wife who can never die. It's the ride of your life, and afterlife!

No? It's not that either? It's a police procedural about FBI agents who solve crimes with the power of forensic anthropology? Really, that's it? Then who the hell thought it was a good idea to film the cover so it looks like the woman has a skeleton arm? Sick bastards, that's who!

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