Girl Power!

A couple of months ago Marvel Comics' sales must have been down, so they announced that from now on the comic book version of Thor would now be a dumb old girl. She Thor? Shor?

As if that wasn't bad enough, this week I walk into Walmart and see this. Is this some kind of exclusive or special cover? Because I don't remember Captain America being so... zaftig.

Sigh... What next, a female version of The Thing? Oh, wait.