Previously on Bob Canada's BlogWorld:
Last week I predicted that sometime in the next month, some company somewhere would come out with a Sexy Elsa costume from Disney's bafflingly popular movie Frozen, despite the fact that it's a film targeted to little girls.
Well that didn't take long. The Sexy Halloween Costume Industry did not disappoint, and came through. Boy, did they come through!
Erotic lingerie company Yandy just released not one, but 2, count 'em TWO, Sexy Elsa costumes.
They even made a Sexy Anna costume for girls with less self esteem.
They don't actually call them Sexy Elsa and Anna though, as that would trigger a knock on their door from the Disney Attorney Squadron. They're calling the costumes "Ice Girl" and "Norwegian Maiden," but it's patently obvious who they're supposed to be.
See? Told you I did! I totally called this whole sorry situation.
And god help us, but they're even making a gender-bending Sexy Olaf costume, for those who feel the world isn't disturbing and horrifying enough.
I suppose we should thank our lucky stars they put the carrot on her nose.