I was doing my annual pre-Black Cyber Monday Online Xmas shopping today, and I ran across this on the Archie McPhee website. It's an Xmas ornament of Santaur, apparently cooling his genitals on a convenient snowbank.
"Santaur" looks a bit familiar, doesn't he?
I'll expect the first of my royalty checks by the end of the week, Archie McPhee. You can send them to me care of my blog.
See the rest of the one true Santataur here.