Wow, that is quite the image of Jesus there. Just look at those chisled cheekbones. Those tousled brown locks. The impossibly wide, toothy grin. The manly, lumberjack beard. The oddly asymmetrical eyes. It's all quite a departure from the standard depiction of Jesus.
In fact with those male model looks he seems like he'd be more at home on a package of Brawny paper towels than he does the Son Of Man.
Fortunately I don't believe in hell, so I don't fear being sent there for my blasphemy.
OK, starting to get a little more scared of hell now.