Thursday, March 5, 2015

If You See Something, Say Something!

This week popular bourgeois pizza restaurant Domino's launched brand new social program.

Domino's Leadership announce they design glorious new logo to honor Motherland. Unfortunately, certain capitalist dog franchise owners have not replaced old outdated logo. This is serious violation, as all Domino's must conform! Citizens urged to seek out franchises with old logo and report violation to Domino's Central Command.

Cossacks who refuse to update to new logo will be sent to gulag, while citizens who report them will receive free gift card, and chance to win free pizza for year.

Remember Comrades! It is your duty to report your non-conforming, running dog neighbors for the glory of the Motherland!

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