Back on November 8, 2016, I wrote that I spotted the first Xmas tree of the season in the window of a house in my neighborhood. That was almost two full months before Xmas, which seemed wayyyyy to early to be puttin' up a damned tree.
Welp, I guess it goes both ways. Last night I went for a walk around the neighborhood and spotted fully lit Xmas trees in the windows of 2, count 'em two homes! It's the end of January! Take 'em down, already!
I hope they're not real trees, or they'll burst into flame if you even say the word "match." Heck, they'd probably go up like a torch if you even stared at them too hard.
What's the opposite of Christmas Creep? Christmas Bloat? Christmas Stretch?