Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Does Whatever An Evil, Bloated Plutocrat Can

DATELINE:WASHINGTON, D.C. 

Today in the White House, President Trump was unexpectedly confronted by a mob of angry citizens concerned about his new national healthcare plan.

Trump immediately spun around and made several "thwip thwip" sounds with his mouth as he held out both hands, as he apparently attempted to shoot webbing from his wrists and swing away from the mob, ala Spider-Man.

After several seconds the President seemingly remembered he never developed superpowers as a result of a bite from a radioactive spider, and lumbered down the hall and into a secure wing of the White House.

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