Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Space Force! Would You Like To Know More?

Last week Donald Trump addressed soldiers at the Marine Corps Air Station in Miramar. In his rambling speech, he proposed creating a new extraterrestrial branch of the armed services, which he dubbed the "Space Force."

Said Trump, "Space is a war-fighting domain, just like the land, air, and sea. We may even have a Space Force, develop another one, Space Force. We have the Air Force, we'll have the Space Force."

"So think of that, Space Force," continued Trump. "Because we are spending a lot and we have a lot of private money coming in, tremendous. You saw what happened the other day, and tremendous success. From the very beginning, many of our astronauts have been soldiers and air men, coast guard men and marines. And our service members will be vital to ensuring America continues to lead the way into the stars."

Although the public assumed Trump was joking, Kenneth Rapuano, Assistant Secretary of Defense for Homeland Defense and Global Security, claimed the commander-in-chief was quite serious. Rupuano said, "He is very interested in ensuring that the department is best organized and equipped to achieve our vital missions in space."

Of course as all citizens of the Federation know, a strong and robust Space Force is vital to defend our precious world from the scourge of the vile Bug race of the planet Klendathu.

We need soldiers, and lots of 'em! Only with a vast and powerful Mobile Infantry can we hope to wipe out the Bugs! Join up today! Remember, Service Guarantees Citizenship!

With your help, the Space Force can invade Klendathu and destroy the Bugs forever!

Do your part! Join the Mobile Infantry today!

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