Tonight we have the 2010 movie Neowolf. It's the story of a struggling musician who has to choose between his career and his girlfriend. He ends up joining a band full of werewolves. Or something like that.
I know absolutely nothing about this movie, but according to IMDB the director was Alan Smithee. That tells me all I need to know and more. Mr. Smithee has had quite a career over the years, directing literally thousands of horrible movies.
- Did You Know? Alan Smithee is the fictitious name that studios list as the director when a movie turns out so badly that the real director refuses to attach his name to the project. Any time you see "directed by Alan Smithee" in the opening credits, you'd be well advised to exit the theater in an orderly manner or turn off the television and back slowly but steadily away from it.
- Sepia toned color scheme? Check!
- Three sexy teens with sultry stares, all dressed in black? Check!
- Spooky forest setting? Check!
- Yellow moon in the night sky above? Check!
- The word "Neo" even means "new," for poop's sake! So really the title is New Wolf, which is miles away from New Moon.
Credit to the New Moon designer for at least knowing that werewolves prefer a full moon. The Neowolf werewolves have to settle for a paltry crescent moon.
The second I saw that Neowolf cover I thought of New Moon. What a rip off! Great game :)
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