Now THAT'S A Pre-Order!

Iron Man 3 premiered in theaters around the country today. So of course it's only natural that I found this message in my email this morning:

Yep, this eagerly anticipated summer blockbuster that hasn't even been in theaters for a full day is now available for pre-order from our overly eager friends at Amazon. 

While you've got your credit card out you might as well go ahead and pre-order the next two Hobbit films while you're at it. After all, the second installment premieres in a scant seven months, and the third will be here before we know it at the end of 2014. And don't forget the next two Hunger Games sequels too. Oh, and you might as well pre-order Avengers 2 and 3 before it's too late!

This post isn't going to age well, is it?