Not So Angry Birds

This week mobile gaming company Rovio announced yet another game in their preposterously popular Angry Birds franchise, called Angry Birds Go! Because god knows Rovio needs the money, dontcha know. They only made around $200 million last year, the pour souls. 

One thing I noticed right off the bat-- these birds do not look the least bit angry. They're not Peeved Birds. They're not even Vexed Birds. I'd even go so far as to say they're not even Irritable Birds.

It's false advertising if you ask me. These birds look positively cheerful. I guess Contented Birds just didn't have the same ring to it.