Overheard At Work: Tornadoes

I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.

The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:

Woman: I just looked at the weather report and it says there's a chance of tornadoes tomorrow. I'm afraid of tornadoes!

How typical. Well not me, boyo! As far as I'm concerned, there's no better time to sit on the front porch and update my priceless stamp collection that during a tornado!