This Week In World's Greatest Police Sketches

This week police in Elmhurst released this incredibly realistic sketch of a suspect who tried to lure a twelve year old boy into his truck by using the old "I need help finding my dog" ruse.

The boy described the suspect as a Hispanic man in his 30s or 40s, with thick airbrushed eyebrows, a smudge of pink lipstick above his left eye, a large plastic nose glued over his own, and a beard crudely scribbled onto his face.

If nothing else, it's nice to see the Elmhurst Police Department is doing everything it can to save the taxpayers money. No hiring actual artists with expensive experience and talent for them, brother! Let Agnes over in Accounting pull double duty and whip up mug shots in her down time!

And why buy that expensive Photoshop program when Microsoft Paint can do everything it does and more?