Introducing The All-New Oldsmobile Disposable Car!

Saw this amazing car last night when I went to get authentic Mexican food in the food court of the nearly-empty mall on the edge of town. It's an Oldsmobile whose front end consists almost exclusively of duct tape (zoom in for better detail)!

Yes, when you think of fine luxury vehicles, you think of duct tape. With it's metallic silver finish, tear-resistant texture and high adhesive strength, this vehicle's structural integrity is guaranteed for life—  or until the first heavy thunderstorm, whichever comes first.

I'm not really sure what's going on here. The tape is all very smooth, and there doesn't appear to be any body damage or dents. I guess maybe the front bumper fell off so the owner simply taped it back on?

Whatever happened, it's a marvel of neatness. Enlarge the photo and take a good look at it, I'll wait. The tape is all perfectly straight and cleanly applied, with no air bubbles. They even taped it up so the hood can still open! Impressive. Most impressive.