I Don't Know Which One To Punch First

I've been trying to stay away from politics here at Bob Canada's BlogWorld, mainly because I don't care, plus I'm repulsed by all the current presidential candidates. But I noticed something a couple days ago that I had to share.

Here's presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Just look at that smug, simpering face. Don't you feel compelled to just punch it?

And here's film "heartthrob" Miles Teller, star of last year's Fant4stic. He has an equally irritating and self-righteous face.

Just look at their nearly identical, eminently punchable faces. The two of them look like they could be father and son. If Teller doesn't somehow turn out to be Ted Cruz's secret love child, then I'll eat my hat. 

I honestly can't decide which one to punch first. Hey, I've got two fists— maybe I'll punch 'em both at the same time!