That's No Moon, It's A Poster!

Welp, Disney released the official poster for The Last Jedi today.

I like it! It's definitely one of the better poster designs I've seen in a long, long time (although it wouldn't take much to outdo the mediocre crap hanging in most cineplexes today). It's an interesting layout, and has quite a striking color scheme.

Best part about the new poster— there's no goddamned Death Star anywhere on it! Huzzah! I'm hopeful that means the film's plot won't revolve around blowing up yet a FOURTH one.


Since The Force Awakens was a remake of A New Hope, I'm assuming The Last Jedi will be a shot for shot recreation of The Empire Strikes Back, so we should be safe. They'll save the blowing up of the fourth Death Star for the remake of The Return Of The Jedi.