I Bet They Still Can't Hit Anything

This week Disney & Lucasfilm revealed a sneak peak of a new character from their upcoming Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker: The Sith Trooper!

Hmm. OK, admittedly it's a striking design. But when you get right down to it, it's just a plain old First Order Stormtrooper painted red. That's it. There's nothing else to it, guys. 

This is what Disney Star Wars has come to. They're literally just taking old ideas, slapping a coat of paint on them and pretending they're new and innovative.

This Sith Trooper is a perfect real-world example of "Malibu Stacy's Got A New Hat Syndrome."

I can't wait for Star Wars: Episode X, in which Disney introduces their new squad of Skittle Troopers!