Sunday, January 8, 2023

Passive Voice Chili

Saw this marquee outside Cleavers, a local eatery here in my hometown.

C'mon, Cleavers, have a little confidence! Don't slouch your shoulders like a milquetoast and mumble that you think youre chili's pretty good. Rip open your shirt, bare your chest hair and roar "WE HAVE THE BEST CHILI IN TOWN!"

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