Amazon now has The Walking Dead Season 4 available for preorder.
That's right, the very same Season 4 that doesn't start until October 13. Order now before it even starts! Supplies are limited!
I don't get why they do this. If the pattern holds, this DVD set won't come out until August 2014. Does anyone out there really order their DVDs ten months in advance? Why not order Season 10 while you're at it?
By the way, the previews for Season 4 keep hinting at a new menace to threaten our favorite survivors of the zombie apocalypse. What could it be? A new type of zombie? A band of bloodthirsty cannibals? A rogue group of popcorn-selling band members who won't take no for an answer?
Nope. It's none of those. Look at that cover above. Look closely at the background. Geese. It had to be geese. Filthy, disgusting, miserable geese.