Our Long National Nightmare Is Finally Over!

At last, our long National Nightmare is finally over! Huzzah!

Oh... you thought I meant this National Nightmare, didn't you? Goodness, no, that one's still dragging on with no end in sight. Shutting down the government, making America the laughing stock of the world and all that? Those clowns over in Washington, amirite? 

No, I was referring to the end of our more important National Nightmare: the end of the feud between hip-hopping rap singing entertainers Chris Brown and Drake!*

The two have been firing shots over each other's bows for a year now, arguing over who's sampled the greater number of other artists in their songs or who's spelled their name the most in their rapping compositions or something like that. Maybe it was over a chick, who knows?

Whatever the reason, the feud's over. Your favorite rapping musical singing entertainers have finally reconciled their differences. Sleep easy once again, citizens of America! 

* Truth be told I have no idea who either of these people are. I think Chris Brown wrote a Doublemint Gum commercial maybe?