I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.
The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:
Woman: Last night I bought a DVD that stars that girl who plays Hymen in the Harry Potter movies.
Ahem. From the Hogwarts After Dark collection, no doubt.