I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.
The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:
Woman (shopping online for floor tiles): I really like these tiles here. Oh no, they're $4 each! That's way too much. Oh wait, here's a package of seven tiles for $31. That's more like it.
Math is hard!