I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.
The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:
Woman (on phone): "I don't mean to interrupt you, but let me stop you right there."
From the Department Of Redundancy Department, no doubt. And just like those people who say, "Not to change the subject, but..."