Fifty Shades Of Shades

Saw this last night at my friendly neighborhood Target store. No, your eyes aren't deceiving you— Target is now selling genuine Fifty Shades Of Grey merchandise. Specifically blindfolds, from "The Official Pleasure Collection," no less.

Blindfolds. From Fifty Shades Of Grey. At Target. Target, the store that's exactly the same as Walmart, but with better press. 

I'm assuming they'd already sold out of the riding crops and nipple clamps.

Thank you Target, for at long, long last fulfilling America's sexual fantasies and bringing S & M to the suburbs.