I work in a typical office, surrounded by many other workers in cubicles. Although I'm grateful to have a job I like, sometimes the vocal din from the surrounding coworkers is a bit overwhelming. Not to mention odd. Thank the gods old and new for headphones and Pandora.
The following is a 100% true actual conversation I Overheard At Work:
Woman (on phone): "If a hubcap falls off the wheel of my car and I find it, do you think it would be possible to reattach it?"
Oooh, sorry! Unfortunately when that happens it's time to buy a brand new car.