Pip, Pip!

This week a gang of thieves struck a local liquor store in Mainz, Germany. The bandits reportedly opened 1,200 bottles of Koenig Pilsener beer—  but oddly enough instead of actually stealing the brews, they made off with just the bottle caps.

Somewhere in the middle of a vast, radioactive wasteland, in an underground fallout shelter, Vault Boy smiles approvingly.