Super Fashion

I went to the mall today for the first time in at least two years. As I was walking through Macy's I saw this:

New for Spring 2013! Fashions by Aquaman!

Aquaman! Son of Atlantis! Ruler of the Seven Seas! And now, King of the Catwalk!

Dive into the bold and provocative new styles in this exciting new line. Submerge yourself in these daring new color combinations created by the Monarch of the Deep. You won't be all wet when you drape yourself in Fashions by Aquaman. It'd be unfathomable not to!