Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Tales From The Grocery: The T-Shirt

A few years ago I got a job as a cashier at a grocery store in order to pay off some bills. It was a miserable, humiliating and demoralizing experience in every measurable sense, and I got the hell out of there as soon as my bills were paid. I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who has to work in such a place.

Here is a terrifying Tale From The Grocery. Please note that all Tales are 100% true.

One fine evening a gentleman came through my line wearing a t-shirt that read, in huge print, “F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING F*CKERS!”

Stay classy, humanity.

We’re very near the end of civilization.

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