Welcome to a new feature here on Bob Canada's BlogWorld, entitled Things George R. R. Martin Is Doing Instead Of Finishing The "Game Of Thrones" Books. Here I'll be spotlighting all the many, many, many ways that author George R.R.R.R. Martin is wasting precious time gadding about in public instead of bellying up to the typewriter and finishing his goddamned novels.
This past weekend Martin was spotted throwing out the first pitch for his local MINOR league baseball team, the Albuquerque Isotopes (whose owner is apparently a fan of The Simpsons).
That's great, George R.R. In the time it took you to make that incredibly important public appearance in front of an obviously packed stadium, you could have written a new chapter of Book Six and killed off nine or ten more beloved characters. Stop with all the needless distractions and GET BACK TO WORK!
Be sure and check back often for more Things George R. R. Martin Is Doing Instead Of Finishing The "Game Of Thrones" Books.
And yes, I'm aware that technically his series of novels is called A Song Of Ice And Fire, but the vast majority of people out there know it as Game Of Thrones. So I went with the flow.