Death Wish

Today I found out that "Cute Snowman Holding A Candle That Will Surely Kill Him" is apparently a popular sub-genre of holiday clip art.

This Week In Unfortunate Clip Art

There's a metric poop-ton of clip art out there on the interwebs. Some of it's free, some of it you gotta pay for, and nearly all of it is bizarre.

 

Case in point-- this charming little image right here.

Try as I might, I'm having trouble figuring out why you'd ever need a photo of a lady lovingly nuzzling the ass end of a piggy bank. What type of ad could possibly use such a thing? "Save On Rectal Exams?" "Fiscal Anal-ysis?" "Why Your Savings Strategy Stinks?"