Well, it finally happened-- Amy
and Rory have left the Doctor. For good this time, it seems. I was not
looking forward to this episode, as I've grown to like the Ponds. It was
nice to see the first ever married couple traveling with the Doctor, and I enjoyed watching Rory's transformation from bumbling oaf to bad-ass action hero. But
if you don't like change, then Doctor Who is not the show for you.
The Plot:
The Doctor, Amy and Rory are relaxing in Central Park in the present day. The Doctor is reading an old detective novel and suddenly notices that it's describing their every move. He soon discovers that the Weeping Angels are attempting to take over Manhattan. Rory disappears and the Doctor and Amy are joined by an old friend...
SPOILERS AHEAD! MASSIVE SPOILERS! SERIOUSLY, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE EPISODE! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
• When I first heard the title of the Ponds last episode and read
writer/showrunner Steven Moffat's quote that their exit would be
"heartbreaking," I was sure I knew what was going to happen. I was convinced
he was going to have Rory get zapped into the past by an Angel and live out his
entire life without Amy, only to see her again seconds before he died.
If that happened, especially after Rory waited 2000 freakin' years to be
reunited with Amy a couple seasons ago, I vowed I would fly to Cardiff
and punch Moffat right in the throat. And then I'd get mad!
And
that's exactly what happened to Rory, although he and Amy managed to undo it.
Well, sort of. As it turns out they BOTH got zapped into the past anyway.
Whatever. As long as they weren't split up, I can live with it. And
Moffat's throat remains safely unpunched.
• This week the little kid who's been screwing with the color sliders on
the opening credits turned them orangish for a bit and then a bright
putrid green.
• This week's font texture is...
you got me. I think maybe it's supposed to be the image of the Statue of
Liberty behind the text? If I squint I think I can sort of see the curve of her
crown or tiara or whatever she's wearing on the right. Why didn't they
just give the font a pitted gray stone texture like the Angels have?
• "Mr. Grayle," a wealthy collector of antiquities, hires a detective to investigate the Angels. "Grayle" is a pretty appropriate name for a collector!
• It was a very creepy moment when Detective Garner found his ancient future self dying in the hotel room.
• The Doctor says he always rips out the last page of a book because "he doesn't like endings." Did anyone think that wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass, especially after the very deliberate shot of him placing the page in the picnic basket?
• Hey, River Song's back. What a surprise in a Steven Moffat-scripted episode. So River isn't in Stormcage prison anymore, because "the man she killed never existed." Once again we see the Doctor has
seemingly been erased from all databases throughout space and time, presumably by Oswin the
Friendly Dalek in the first episode of the season.
• Ugh... they did the "Doctor who?" joke again. I'm really starting to hate it when they do that. It was funny once, maybe twice, but not 77 times.
• OK, the Statue of Liberty as a Weeping Angel thing? That's going too far. It just raises so many questions.
Did absolutely no one in
the entire city of New York ever once look out their window and notice the
Statue was gone? Or that it was walking through downtown Manhattan? Seems like at least one of the millions of people living in in the city would see it, causing it to freeze in its tracks.
And how the hell IS it a Weeping Angel anyway? I was under the impression
that the Angels are living, organic beings with internal organs and such, who turn to stone only when observed. The Statue of Liberty is made of copper
and it's hollow, filled with staircases and elevators. It was constructed, not born. How is it even
moving in the first place?
Did the Angels use some sort of alien technology on it to make it move? Are they inside its head, driving it like a Megazord? Or is it now alive and full of squishy internal organs? So many questions.
• I don't think the Cherub should have been able to blow out a match. According to the Tenth Doctor himself on the subject of Weeping Angels:
The Lonely Assassins, that's what they used to be called. No one quite
knows where they came from, but they're as old as the Universe, or very
nearly. And they have survived this long because they have the most
perfect defense system ever evolved. They are Quantum Locked. They don't
exist when they are being observed. The moment they are seen by any
other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of
their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn
into stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill
you either, but then you turn your head away. Then you blink. Then, oh
yes, it can.
So
whenever the Angels are being observed, they literally turn to
inanimate stone. So how the heck did the Cherub manage to blow out
Rory's match?
• I think this is the first time we've ever seen the Doctor unable to land the TARDIS in a particular year. Supposedly the Angels were creating too much time distortion interference for him to land.
• More new info-- the Doctor says that once you know of a future event,
it creates a fixed point in Time and HAS to happen. He's mentioned fixed points many times before, but I believe this is
the first time he's ever mentioned this rule about them.
• I'm a little fuzzy as to how the Angel's "farm" was supposed to work. When they zap a victim into the past, it creates "time energy" that they feed on. OK, I get that. But why are the Angels in this episode keeping their victims captive in the hotel rooms? Once they zap them and consume their time energy, why keep them around? Wouldn't they be useless once the energy was consumed? Or do their victims constantly emit time energy throughout their entire lives? If so, this is new (meaning retro-fitted) info.
Plus if they zapped Detective Garner and Rory years into the past and then kept them in their hotel rooms the entire time, that would indicate the Angels have controlled this building for many, many decades.
Maybe the Angels keep people prisoner in their rooms and zap them back in time just a little bit each day? So maybe Detective Garner and Rory have only been in their rooms for one day from our point of view but decades for them, so the Angels can constantly feed on them? My head's starting to hurt.
• The Doctor pleads with Amy to not let the Angel take her, because
"she'll create a fixed point in Time and he'll never be able to see her
again. OK, so I get that he might not be able to visit the exact date at
which she goes back, but what about after? Say she goes back to the
year 1900. He can't go back to that date and get her. Fair enough. But why couldn't
he just go back to 1901 and pick her up? Or 1905? I don't get why her
entire future timeline should be closed off to him now.
Even if there's some technobabble rule saying he can't bring the Amy and Rory back to the present where they belong, what's stopping him from just visiting them at some point in the past? I'm just not understanding this whole thing.
• What about River's Vortex Manipulator? Earlier in the episode she said she could use it to cut through the time distortions that the TARDIS couldn't penetrate, because using it is like "driving a motorbike through heavy traffic." So why couldn't she use it to go pick up Amy and Rory?
• So
how far back in time did the Angel send Amy and Rory? There's no way to know for sure, since their tombstone left off the date of their deaths (isn't that convenient?). They were supposedly back in the present day, 2012, when they both got zapped. I think
earlier in the season Rory mentioned he was 30. The tombstone says he
died at age 82. So he lived another 50 years after he was sent back. But
how old is the tombstone? If it's a brand new one (and it did look
fairly new) then they ended up in approximately 1962. It all depends on
how long the tombstone has been sitting there though. They could have
gone back much farther.
Many fans are convinced the Angel zapped them back to 1938, which I suppose makes sense, since the Doctor says he can never see them again and can never go back to that year due to the Angel's time distortions. If they did end up in 1938, that means they would have died around 1988.
• The worst part about this timey-whimey farewell is that it was absolutely unnecessary. The past few episodes have shown us that Amy and Rory have been quietly setting up a nice comfortable life for themselves in between adventures. Amy writes travel articles for magazines and Rory is a successful health care professional.
Why couldn't they simply have sat the Doctor down and told him they were going to "retire" from adventuring? It's happened before. Martha Jones realized her love for the Doctor was unrequited and simply walked out the front door of the TARDIS. Sarah Jane and Tegan similarly just walked away. It seemed like they were setting up Amy and Rory for the same kind of departure. That would have been infinitely preferable to the convoluted and nonsensical parting that we got here.
• I'm a little confused about the ending. In the afterward of the book Amy tells the
Doctor to go back to when she was a child (in The Girl Who Waited) and
tell her about all the incredible adventures she'll someday have with him.
Remember the events way back in The Eleventh Hour? The newly regenerated Eleventh Doctor crash-lands the TARDIS in young Amy's back yard. She meets him and then he tells her he needs to take the TARDIS on a shakedown cruise and he'll be right back. Five minutes elapse from the Doctor's point of view, but TWELVE years go by for Amy.
Apparently Amy wants the Doctor to go back to some point during that twelve year gap and talk to her younger self. It's a nice little scene, but... it craps all over established events. Amy spent that twelve year period obsessing about the "Raggedy Man" (the Doctor) who abandoned her. His twelve year absence very definitely shaped her life. So what's going to happen if he visits her a week after he first disappeared, instead of twelve years later? Will she still obsess over him? Won't this substantially alter her history (and possibly her personality)? At the very least I'd think it should violate some kind of temporal law.
I suppose Moffat was trying to say that by having the Doctor tell Amy about the adventures she'll have with him, it'll create fixed points in time that must happen.
• Next
week: Well, there aint' no next week. The show won't be back until the
Christmas Special, thanks to the BBC's bone headed decision to split the
season in half.
