Happy Valentine's Day, I Suppose

I have little or no use for this miserable excuse for a made up greeting card company holiday, but without it our nation's economy would probably collapse between Christmas shopping seasons, so I suppose it's a necessary evil. Plus some people put great store in it, so... 

Have a Happy Valentine's Day, if you must.

And for all you Bewitched fans out there who are still hoping to find true love, rejoice! Here's a brand new dating site just for you, that I may or may not have just made up myself.