Saturday, March 2, 2019

M-I-C, K-E-Y, H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y!

Hey, remember last year when Disney discovered that Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 & 2 director James Gunn tweeted some bad jokes ten years ago? And how they decided that "he was no longer in line with their family values" or some sort of bull hockey, and they summarily fired him?

Welp, this week it was revealed that Gunn may be persona non grata on the Disney lot, but apparently they've decided to film his Guardians Of The Galaxy 3 script!

So in summary:

Disney in 2018: "Oh my god, James Gunn made a couple of tasteless jokes ten years ago! He's a horrible, perverted pedophile of the highest order and we refuse to have someone like that associated with our family-friendly empire! We're firing him immediately!"

Disney in 2019: "Say, that script James Gunn wrote ain't half bad! Put that in production, stat!"

F*ck you, Disney. If his script's worth filming, then why the hell did you fire him in the first place? Hire him back, stat!

Enjoy Infinity War 2, kids, as I have a feeling it's gonna mark the end of the Marvel Cinematic Universe as we know it. Everything after that's gonna be accompanied by the sound of a falling slide whistle as the entire franchise crashes and burns.

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