Tuesday, January 21, 2020

The Jokes Are Writin' Themselves Again

For months now I've been doing my best to ignore the Orange Embarrassment that's currently occupying the White House, mostly because I'm afraid if I voiced my true feelings toward him I'd be placed on an FBI watch list.

But this is too good... no, strike that... too ridiculous to let slide. This incident perfectly demonstrates the severely addled and impaired mental state of our "president." And despite the fact I'm making light of it here, it's actually far from funny. The petty, vindictive man with his finger on the button has the emotional age of a five year old, a fact which should terrifying every American to their core.


So the US Army Corps Of Engineers is seriously considering the idea of building a sea wall around New York City. This would help protect the metropolis from future watery disasters like Hurricane Sandy, which devastated the city in 2012.

Of course the president had something to say about this, calling it "a costly, foolish & environmentally unfriendly idea that, when needed, probably won't work anyway." Plus, according to the commander-in-chief, "It will also look terrible."

So there you have it folks. A multi-billion dollar wall stretching all the way across the US/Mexico border to prevent a non-existent threat from entering our country is a grand, practically and desperately necessary idea.

But a wall to keep New York City from flooding? Well that's just silly.

Excuse me, I need to go lie down. My head just exploded.

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