Thursday, December 31, 2020

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish!

Ugh, good riddance to this corn-studded turd of a year!

Jesus Christ, has there ever been a year worse than 2020? OK, so 1346— the year the Black Plague started— probably has it beat, but 2020's definitely the worst one in recent memory. Lately it's gotten to the point where I dread waking up every morning, as I'm afraid to see what new horrors this year has brung.

To unnecessarily refresh your memory, 2020 gave us the pandemic of course, the massive death toll from the pandemic, rampant unemployment and unprecedented economic damage due to the pandemic, trump's bungled non-response to the pandemic, the lockdown, movie theaters being shuttered, restaurant closures, sporting event cancelations, theme park shutdowns, having to wear a mask in public, Kobe Bryant's death, wildfires in Australia and California, locust swarms in Africa, trump's impeachment acquittal, panic buying, Kanye West's serious run for president, murder hornets, trump illegally attempting to ban TikTok (among many other things he doesn't have the power to do), police brutality, trump illegally abducting peaceful protesters, anything involving Rudy Giuliani, trump's refusal to accept the fact that he lost the election, trump trying everything he can think of to overturn the election results, numerous celebrity deaths... and that's all just off the top of my head. I'm sure there were many other atrocities I missed.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, 2020!

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