Saw
this online recently. When you care enough to say "I have no Earthly
idea what to get you for Xmas," I present the Richard Simmons Chia Pet.
If
you're lucky enough to receive one of these highly coveted items, I
suspect you'll need to do quite a bit of maintenance on the "hair" to
wrangle it into a reasonable facsimile of Simmons' trademark Jewfro.
By the way, did you know the Sweatin' One's real name is Milton Teagle Simmons?
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